HAVE A LAUGH

A BLONDE is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in 60 cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.

She set it on the ground, puts 60 more cents into the machine, and pushes another button. Suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continues to do this until a lady waiting to use the machine becomes impatient. “Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever you are doing?”

The blonde turns around and says, “No chance! I’m not giving up this machine while I’m winning!”

A BLONDE was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. She ran into one of her friends.

Her friend asked, “Hey! What do you have in the bag?”

She tells her friend that she has some fish in the bag.

The friend says, “Fish! Well, I’ll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you’ll have to give me one.”

The blonde says, “I’ll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I’ll give you both of them.”

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