HAVE A LAUGH
New minister
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store in a small country town.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and it’s on your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new minister in town. I hope you’ll come to church on Sunday and I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle. “Awww, no way ... you don’t even know the way to the Post Office!”
Barber shop
Man walks into the barbershop, sits down in the chair and the barber asks, “How do you want your haircut?”
The man says, “I would like the sideburns one high and one low, a few long hairs sticking out of the back and a few chunks on the side and top.”
The barber looks puzzled and says, “I’m not sure I can do that.” The customer says, “Why not, you did it that way last time.”
How do you feel
Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain.
After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, “How do you feel about chiropractors now,” Bill replied, “I stand corrected!”
Cliff Notes
I have a friend who made billions of dollars writing and selling Cliff Notes.
One day I asked him where he got the idea and he said, “Well, to make a long story short...“