HAVE A LAUGH

QUICK THINKING

LITTLE Susie, a six-year-old, complained, “Mother, I’ve got a stomach ache.”

“That’s because your stomach is empty,” her mother replied.

“You would feel better if you had something in it.”

That afternoon, her father came home complaining that he had a severe headache all day.

Susie perked up, “That’s because it’s empty,” she said.

“You’d feel better if you had something in it.”

TEA PARTY

A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping.

The mother comes home and the father says, “Watch this!”

The little girl goes and serves the mother tea.

The mother responds, “Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?”

MODERN TECHNOLOGY

An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation.

They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is).

As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close.

The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down.

When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out.

The father leans over and whispers to the son, “Son, go get your mother!”