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● Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

● Ears pierced - while you wait!

● No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

● Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

● Save regularly in our bank. You’ll never reget it.

● This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

● We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

● For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

● For Sale: Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.

● Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last.

● Stock up and save. Limit: one.

● We build bodies that last a lifetime.

● See ladies blouses. 50% Off!

● Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

● Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!

● Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

● For sale: A quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

● Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

● 20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.

● Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

● Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

● Modular Sofas. Only $299 For rest or fore play.

● Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.