THE STYLE SERGEANT PASSES SENTENCE ON RED CARPET CRIMES
3/10 CATE BLANCHETT The Pomellato Balera Party Event, Sara Battaglia She looks more Yetta from The
Nanny than Oscar-winning actress. 2/10 MARIAH CAREY iHeartRadio Music Festival, Bryan Hearne Oh Mariah, is your new song #GTFO a message from this dress to your boobs? 7/10 JENNIFER LOPEZ 33rd Annual Great Sports Legends Dinner, Sally La Pointe A lurex skivvy. On JLo, it’s a yes. On mere mortal ma’ams it’s a no. 7/10 LADY GAGA A Star Is Born premiere LA, Givenchy I see what she did here — it’s the alfoil that once covered her meat dress.