MICKY: I WON’T BARK UNLESS THE PRICE IS RIGHT

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MICKY the wonder pup has gone missing yet again.

After emerging from seven nights in the Currumbin wilderness, the five-year-old American Staffy declined all media interviews before being whisked away to an undisclosed location.

In a post on his newlylaunched Instagram page, media-savvy Micky said she would not be speaking publicly until “someone throws the dog a bone”. “I don’t care who it is – 60

Minutes, Sunday Night, even that silver-haired fox Bruce Paige – I’m not barking until the price is right,” Micky wrote.

“We all know how much Aussies love a story of survival against the odds – Stuart Diver, Tony Bullimore, Daryl Somers’ television career – and trust me, mine has it all.

“I’m talking danger, bravery, tears, freezing nights, even a celebrity cameo from Glenn Lazarus. Show my main man Max the money and I’ll show you an exclusive interview.” Family sources told the

Bulletin Micky had already received a lucrative offer to appear on reality show Australian Survivor.

They declined to comment on reports he had encountered Schapelle Corby taking refuge in the same Currumbin gully.