OFF THE RECORD
WE KNOW this shop has become ghostly quiet of late but that doesn’t excuse the store owner refusing to return a customer’s money after a botched order. He promised delivery by a certain date, took the money and then rang on the day of delivery to say they could not supply the promised goods. The purchaser is still waiting for a full refund. Unfortunately there is nothing as toxic as word of mouth and this disgruntled would-be buyer is spreading the bad word fast and very furiously.
SHE is usually held together in designer gear and lives on the Street of Costa-Lotta but when hubby dearest forgot to take the car in for a service he told her to just hop in her auto in her flannelette nightie and follow him to the service centre as no one would see her and he was running late. Wrong! Unfortunately he forgot to tell her where he was going and she lost him on the trip. Poor madam simply got out at a service station and begged for help. Luckily it was not summer as she would have been parading the streets in a sheer baby doll nightie. Hello boys, indeed!
THEY have a younger woman/older man marriage and it appears things aren’t going all too well in the matrimonial stakes. She has confessed to a girlfriend that her hubby not-so-dearest is “incompetent” in the bedroom. The friend, anxious to get the facts and nothing but the facts, asked if she meant “impotent”. “Oh! Sorry,” she said. “That’s what I meant but both words apply.” Ouch!
THIS busty beauty may have wondered why she had men to the left and men to the right on her recent night out. While everything was in place from the front view she was busting out of her dress on either side giving new meaning to the term “side boob”. They are real and they certainly are spectacular but the ill-fitting dress caused spillage that was akin to the Hinze Dam during a flood. On the plus side it certainly made the boys happy.
MORE tales from in front of the camera. Snapped at a function with a beautiful young thing this dapper Dan was a picture of togetherness when he was asked to pose. Ten minutes later he sidled up alone and pretty please asked if the pic not be published. A mumbled apology, a lame excuse re work and off he went. One of his friends who witnessed the exchange then said, “He’s with the wrong woman and his fiance is not a forgiving type.”