TODAY’S BEST TEXT

To Waz, I work at the tip, sorry we didn’t help you. Were you the one demanding I help lift the engine block? Or perhaps one of the guys with the washing machines, dishwashers or monster TVs? Problem is you don’t pay my medical bills, mate. You want help, bring a mate. – Chris

Re: Tom Tate’s new CST proposal. We can expect that chess playing, fire spitting, endangered, Tugun green frog to appear off Philip Park, on the oceanside of The Spit, any day now.