BEST ASHES SLEDGES
GLENN MCGRATH v MIKE ATHERTON
McGrath: “Athers, it would help if you got rid of the s**t at the end of your bat.” (Atherton looks at the bottom of his bat).
McGrath: “No, mate, at the other end.”
JIMMY ORMOND v MARK WAUGH
Waugh: “No way you’re good enough to play for England.” Ormond: “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best player in my own family.”
FRED TRUEMAN v AUSTRALIAN BATSMAN Trueman: “Don’t bother shutting the gate, son, you’ll be back soon.”
IAN BOTHAM v RODNEY HOGG
After Hogg lost his balance while bowling and fell at Botham’s feet: Botham: “I know you think I’m great Hoggy, but no need to get down on your knees.”
CRAIG MCDERMOTT v PHIL TUFNELL
After being bowled by Tufnell: McDermott: “You’ve got to bat on this in a minute, Tuffers. Hospital food suit you?”
DENNIS LILLEE v GEOFF BOYCOTT
Lillee: “Geoffrey Boycott is the only fellow I’ve met who fell in love with himself at a young age and has remained faithful ever since.”
MERV HUGHES v GRAEME HICK
Hughes: “If you turn the bat over there’s instructions on the back.”
AUSSIE FAN v PHIL TUFNELL Fan: “Oi, Tufnell! Can I borrow your brain? I’m building an idiot.”