OFF THE RECORD
IT’S a privilege to be invited as a guest to an opening night, launch party or a red-carpet soirée as money cannot buy these tickets. How can an ageing lass who has burned more bridges than Brexit proposals just rock up to an event that she wasn’t even invited to? The freeloading filly tried for weeks to snap up an invite and she was politely declined each time. Not satisfied with the response, she simply arrived up in all her Supre get-up and expected to slip in unnoticed. The watchful eye of the gatekeeper ensured the shyster’s attempt to gain access to the shindig was blocked and was swiftly told to go away. #chopchop
FIRST it was a mystery man in an Elmo suit cruising the streets of the Gold Coast on a three-wheeled motorbike and now it seems we have another attention seeker challenging our orange fury friend. Step aside Elmo, another has stolen your thunder as the most unusual man riding on our roads. Sitting proudly at a Main Beach intersection was a man in a vehicle that we simply struggle to describe. The gent was riding or driving a “contraption” that simply looked like a moving carrot! A cross between a bike, scooter, motorcycle and a bobsled perhaps? #gingerninjas
DID we hear a certain male admitted that even he was hot under the collar while at a recent event? The night featured plenty of ripped lads. Although the chap has a girlfriend, who wasn’t present, his comment raised a few eyebrows. Was he just giving the night a very big thumbs up or was it a slip of the tongue alluding to something a little deeper? Whispers have been circling for quite some time that this chap likes to dip his feet into both sides of the gender pond. #eachtotheirown
FINDING suitable entertainment of headline talent is difficult enough, so imagine the outrage from organisers when the behaviour of an “artist” almost caused irreparable damage to a ticketed event? The entertainer decided to down far too much luscious liquor that a point was reached where they couldn’t function enough to pump out the tunes. Luckily organisers swung into full damage control and requested one of their friends who was attending the party to take control of the decks. Safe to say the boozed-up entertainer is certain not to get too many highly paid gigs anytime soon. #blacklisted