The Gold Coast Bulletin

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ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20

Today finds you feeling overwhelme­d by the promises you’ve made. You’ve been very generous with your time and commitment­s recently; so much so that it’s hard to see how you can fulfil them all. But, there’s a chance that you’re replicatin­g a more general feeling, that you’re unable to get to grips with what you need to do. What would happen if you were to let one or two of your obligation­s go? Mercury’s movements bring you a chance to be more pliable. Have faith in the future and let go. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Find out where hope lies. Call 1900 959 005.

LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

Thank goodness for all the people who spend their time playing electronic games. Without them our world would surely be swamped by zombies and aliens. Not to mention the Tetris blocks falling from the sky. These folk are doing a diligent and admirable job of keeping us safe! Working late into the night, they conscienti­ously and tirelessly exterminat­e monster after monster, zombie after zombie, Tetris block after Tetris block. Is that really true? Don’t let anyone ‘save’ you unnecessar­ily today. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Find out where hope lies. Call 1900 959 005.

SAGITTARIU­S NOV 23 - DEC 21

There’s nothing to be gained from arguing unless you enjoy it. When debating brings pleasure, then it sometimes has a purpose. Highly-strung, competitiv­e ‘discussion­s’ excite some folk. It gets their adrenaline pumping, and keeps them on their toes. But, it also means that they prod people, and enjoy getting under their skin, until they manage to provoke the desired response. If all you want to do is win your point, there’s no need for such behaviour today. The evidence is being unveiled. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Find out where hope lies. Call 1900 959 005.

TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

People who study ‘grammar’ talk about the beauty of the ‘future perfect tense’. But why does it need to be tense? If the future’s set to be perfect, do we need to be uptight? Perhaps it’s the idea of perfection that creates panic. It’s certainly hard to imagine what a world free of pain, strife, and stress would look like. Especially when it’s the imperfecti­ons that make us so endearing and unique. Your future’s certainly not set to be perfect - but it will be much better than it has been recently. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. Call 1900 959 005.

VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

I always loved Scooby Doo. Now that my son is a fan of the cartoon ghost-busting dog and his team of teenagers, I’m watching once more. The stories are crazy and the characters colourful; but it’s the end of each episode that I like the best. The baddies always seem to think that they would have got ‘clean away with it’ if it hadn’t been for Scooby and his friends. You, of course, know that no one gets away with anything. Somewhere in your world, there is a lack of justice. That’s about to change. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. Call 1900 959 005.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

The corporate business model of ‘planned obsolescen­ce’ is the concept of making products which have a limited shelf life, so that they will need to be replaced. These days of course, when we’re more aware of the need to be sustainabl­e, ethical companies are making things to last. Yet, no matter what we try to do to save on waste and keep our planet healthy, nothing we make can last forever. Sometimes we just need to let go. As with objects, so with people and situations. It’s time to gently move on. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. Call 1900 959 005.

GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

If we want to experience magic we need to enter the realms of fairytales; there’s no such thing in real life. Except, of course, what happens when you plant a seed and then watch it sprout. Or if you take an idea and nurture it into your reality. Or if you make someone smile. Change someone’s day. Share a delicious meal. Satisfy a spiritual hunger. That’s when you have to admit that magic weaves around every moment of our lives. As your ruler dances through the sky it promises a magical time. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Find out where hope lies. Call 1900 959 005.

LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

Only fools ignore that niggling feeling in the bottom of their stomach. Even when we can’t quite put our finger on what’s wrong, our intuition gives us the chance to hold our horses and take a second look - just in case. It’s even more important to take notice when you’re usually immune to doubts of this kind. A highly-strung, anxious individual would be more than justified in overriding such a common sensation. But you’re different. Play it by ear today. And, more importantl­y, trust yourself. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Find out where hope lies. Call 1900 959 005.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

In our informatio­n age, does anyone still think that ‘life is just a bowl of cherries’? Or would the song, made famous by Doris Day, be more aptly called ‘life is an inbox of emails’? Just as soon as one demanding problem has been dealt with, another rushes in to take its place. At times, it feels as if we’re on a never-ending merry-go-round of things to do. So what’s going to happen now that your current challenge is almost over? You can cherry pick the next issue you’re going to invest in. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Find out where hope lies. Call 1900 959 005.

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

It’s not always easy to know what to do when a key person goes through a major change. Someone close to you is either experienci­ng a difficult time or they’re making things hard for someone else. Whichever one it is, they’re trying to bring a situation to a close in order to begin something new. In this troubled situation, the most useful contributi­on you can make is it be patient and offer your support. If you show that you’re able to trust in the right result, your wisdom will positively affect them, and you. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. Call 1900 959 005.

OCT 24 - NOV 22

What’s worse than being forced to stop doing something when you’re on a roll? Being made to stop and start and stop again. Unpleasant though that experience is, it’s even worse when you’ve completed an entire process only to discover that rather than ending with a new beginning, it finishes with a stop. Mercury’s movements indicate that you may experience some fits and starts today. But, when things grind to a halt, you should find that there’s a reward. You’re just on a slight detour. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. Call 1900 959 005.

PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

There are various myths and tales from around the world about a cooking pot that keeps producing delicious food all by itself. In real life though, this kind of miraculous abundance never happens. Or does it? Even if you were to only take a walk in the park with someone who knows about foraging, you’d realise that there’s plenty of edible food growing by the side of the path. We just need to keep informed and knowledgea­ble if we want to see the gifts life has to offer. Bear that in mind today. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. Call 1900 959 005.

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