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Greenie Convoy. A group of fools driving fossil fuelled vehicles to protest about burning fossil fuels. I’ve seen this before. Recently at on a visit to Bunnings I took advantage of the sausage sizzle, upon ordering I realised the charity doing the fund raising was to support better treatment of animals. Often accused of saying the wrong thing, I asked the young environmentalist serving me “you are cooking animals to raise money for the better treatment of animals??”