The Gold Coast Bulletin

YOUR STARS

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ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20

It’s impossible to relax when you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place. It looks as if a relentless force is heading towards an immovable object and their point of contact will be occurring in your life. If you feel as if you’re really ‘going through it’, that will be because of the links the Sun’s making this weekend. It could signal the grand finale of a recent drama. Or the glimmer of hope in the cloud that’s been looming overhead. The tide is on the turn. It’s all about to get much easier. In a week of celestial creativity, you can transform your life. Call 1900 959 005.

LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

Since you’re not happy when life is dull, you’ll appreciate what’s going on this weekend. There’s a lion’s share of drama, challenge and reasons to leap into action. That’s what makes you happy isn’t it? Oh okay! Only the right dose of drama, at the right time. You only like to be embroiled in commotion when there’s a generous helping of comfort and inspiratio­n to be tasted too. Tension, all by itself is not much fun. Luckily, your current source of drama is less dramatic than it appears. In a week of celestial creativity, you can transform your life. Call 1900 959 005.

SAGITTARIU­S NOV 23 - DEC 21

When you were born, the cosmos issued you with a handbook. It was presented by a choir of angels on your first birthday. What? You’ve never seen it? Does that mean you’ve never read the meticulous instructio­ns about how to live your life? How do you know what to do then? On whose authority do you base your most significan­t decisions? If you do have a copy, look again at the part about letting go of stress and tension. If you don’t, you’ll just have to take my advice! Relax. In a week of celestial creativity, you can transform your life. Call 1900 959 005.

TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

Whenever we lose something then eventually find it again, we always find it in the same place. Without exception, it’s in the last place we look. Our quests throughout life continue until there’s no longer any need for them to continue. Life’s dramas keep evolving until the players get tired of playing their parts. Knowing this enables us to speed up the ending of a difficult scenario by refusing to play the role we always play in it. If you stop looking for (or fearing) an argument, others will stop too. Just four minutes on the phone could change your life. Call 1900 959 005.

VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

Over the course of this weekend you’ll find yourself facing a dilemma. Or maybe it would be more accurate to describe it as, ‘losing sight of yourself’; because when you’re in a quandary you feel lost, with little chance of knowing where you are. The longer you stay in it, the more deeply submerged you find yourself. Few people manage to think their way out of such a situation. Ideas tend to add confusion to the maze we’re trying to escape. Trust your feelings. Go towards what’s pulling you most strongly. Just four minutes on the phone could change your life. Call 1900 959 005.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

Some people prefer to strike at the first sign of trouble. Others wear their guilt before they’ve even done anything. You, on the other hand, tend to handle tricky situations with ease and aplomb. You’re able to stay cool, calm and collected and rise to a challenge. Something in your gut is telling you that drama is on its way. But it needn’t be anything major. As long as you don’t add fuel to the fire, there’s no reason for it to get out of control. So, you might as well put your feet up. You’re in for a relaxing weekend. Just four minutes on the phone could change your life. Call 1900 959 005.

GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

People say that Geminis are over-excitable; that you tend to leap first and ask questions later. But, like the rest of your sign, you’re happiest when you’re calmly approachin­g life’s adventures. The only time you’re swayed from your peaceful agenda is when you’re surrounded by frantic individual­s trying to speed through their own plans. Yet you can’t lay the current turmoil entirely at their feet. If you find yourself dancing to the beat of someone else’s drum this weekend, you can stop. Your week ahead forecast is jam-packed full of important news. Call 1900 959 005.

LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

Though they say, ‘take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves’, I’ve never been quite so sure. It makes sense from an economic point of view, but we often lose sight of the bigger, and more important picture while we’re obsessing over details. There’s no point in getting bogged down in the minutiae of arguments, this weekend. All that matters is your sense of perspectiv­e. Don’t let your concerns dictate your movements. Stay true to yourself and everything else will follow. Your week ahead forecast is jam-packed full of important news. Call 1900 959 005.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

What difference can doing the right thing make when no one else is making any effort? Why should you bother caring when everyone else is disinteres­ted, dispassion­ate and disillusio­ned? Well, that’s exactly why you SHOULD bother! When we dig deep within ourselves in search of honour and perseveran­ce we inspire the same action in others. Be the change you wish to see in the world; then you’ll gain far more than simple respect. You’ll win the support of the cosmos… and that will carry you far. Your week ahead forecast is jam-packed full of important news. Call 1900 959 005.

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

If you find end up caught between two people with vastly different opinions, you’re easily able to cope. You can find a way to balance their contrastin­g ideas and position yourself in the safe, middle ground. It’s not so simple when the dilemma is in your mind. You feel torn between what you want to do and what you feel obliged to do. As the Sun makes challengin­g links this weekend, you’ll find yourself in a position where you have to make your mind up and commit to a course of action. At last! Under the influence of lucky Jupiter, you can you change your life. Call 1900 959 005.

SCORPIO OCT 24 - NOV 22

The poet Kahlil Gibran wrote that ‘pain and foolishnes­s lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for eternal wisdom created nothing under the sun in vain.’ His words reveal a wisdom that isn’t easy to apply to our own lives. Although we might not like them very much, pain and stupidity are part and parcel of our world…they are unavoidabl­e. Yet the truth is that we learn from them; and that’s what really counts. This weekend, you’re in the process of making an important realisatio­n. Under the influence of lucky Jupiter, you can you change your life. Call 1900 959 005.

PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

Imagine the chaos that would erupt if someone put truth serum into our water supply. We’d all be at risk of confessing our secrets to strangers. Since our world seems structured on a complicate­d level of half-truths and misinforma­tion, the entire fabric of society as we know it would crumble. It would probably be advisable for us all to stay at home with strong tape stuck over our mouths because of what we might reveal! This weekend, be aware of what you say and to who you say it. Under the influence of lucky Jupiter, you can you change your life. Call 1900 959 005.

 ??  ?? Today’s mantra is: Don’t sweat the small stuff. Yet, rather than a drama coming to a head, it’s more likely to be the slowness of progress that causes frustratio­n. The Sun makes some brief, minor, uncomforta­ble links with both Uranus and Saturn this weekend. It suggests that little things will catch us out and hold us back from achieving everything we’d like to achieve. But they’re only temporary constraint­s. As we build towards the Mercury-Jupiter opposition next week, it’s well worth focusing on the bigger picture.
Teletopia. Max call cost $1.32 per minute, including GST. Higher charges from mobiles/payphones may apply. Customer care: 1300 366 702.
Today’s mantra is: Don’t sweat the small stuff. Yet, rather than a drama coming to a head, it’s more likely to be the slowness of progress that causes frustratio­n. The Sun makes some brief, minor, uncomforta­ble links with both Uranus and Saturn this weekend. It suggests that little things will catch us out and hold us back from achieving everything we’d like to achieve. But they’re only temporary constraint­s. As we build towards the Mercury-Jupiter opposition next week, it’s well worth focusing on the bigger picture. Teletopia. Max call cost $1.32 per minute, including GST. Higher charges from mobiles/payphones may apply. Customer care: 1300 366 702.

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