LYNCHIE’S JOKE OF THE WEEK
LAST week I visited the dentist along with my good lady wife.
The wife says: “I need a tooth pulled, quick.
“No gas or Novocain - I’m in a terrible hurry.
“Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
“You’re a brave woman Mrs Lynch,” replied the dentist.
“Now, show me which tooth it is.”
My wife then turned to me and said.
“Open your mouth, Pete, and show the dentist which tooth it is,” she said.