LYNCHIE’S JOKE OF THE WEEK

The Morning Bulletin - - NEWS - WITH PETER LYNCH

LAST week I vis­ited the den­tist along with my good lady wife.

The wife says: “I need a tooth pulled, quick.

“No gas or Novo­cain - I’m in a ter­ri­ble hurry.

“Just pull the tooth as quickly as pos­si­ble.”

“You’re a brave woman Mrs Lynch,” replied the den­tist.

“Now, show me which tooth it is.”

My wife then turned to me and said.

“Open your mouth, Pete, and show the den­tist which tooth it is,” she said.

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