“Every family’s got this crazy uncle that wakes up from the rocking chair and sort of in a startled way shouts out something.”

– Peter Dutton

The Home Affairs minister rejects Bob Carr’s assertion that he was behind the text message calling Scott Morrison “a psycho”. Speaking of which, Carr once chose to publish a diary in which he described his own ambition “to have a concave abdomen defined by deep-cut obliques”.