Reality 10.30pm, Nine
Six remain on this season of Survivor – the reality show that has more than outlasted and outplayed many other formats. The fact that one of that six is a plastic surgeon named Tarzan (his surname is the way-more pedestrian “Smith” and despite continually referring to him as crazy, everyone listens to him gibber, mystifies this reviewer. Tonight, Tarzan’s looking quite the endangered species, outnumbered five to one by the girls. It doesn’t stop him having many hushed conversations trying to turn the girls against one another. But Sabrina isn’t buying. “Could this brilliant man, who’s wearing panties on his head, be playing us the entire time?” she wonders.