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There’s cause for excitement when you hear that Britney is on her way to have a tattoo “disasterpiece” turned into a masterpiece. Alas, it’s not the Britney we were hoping it would be. This one is desperate to disguise the tatt she got when she turned 18 – she is now a pre-school teacher and it is so grotesque it’s scaring the kids.