Miss Be­have

( A K A A MY S A U N D E R S )

The Sunday Telegraph (Sydney) - - INSIDER -

If au­di­ence par­tic­i­pa­tion is not your thing then bet­ter steer

clear of Miss Be­have’s unique cabaret take on the ‘game of life’!

My pre-show rou­tine con­sists of…

Sort­ing through bags of trash (props), sep­a­rat­ing use­ful card­board from trash (props), hav­ing some healthy slugs of tequila (warm up).

My most re­cent pur­chase was…

A bro­ken minia­ture statue of Dean Martin from an op shop in Ve­gas. It com­pletes my digs here.

The hard­est work­ing item in my (off­stage) wardrobe is...

My Vivien West­wood bag boots and my knack­ered op shop Oliver Twist hat.

The wardrobe I wish I could raid be­longs to...

Mar­lene Di­et­rich and Dean Martin (right). I do like a tai­lored item.

My favourite trick to si­lence a heck­ler is...

To en­gage them. I love be­ing heck­led. It’s like a heated de­bate where adlibbed punch lines win the day. My favourite.

Three items ev­ery woman should own are…

A killer pair of heels. A good pair of flats that fit in your bag for when the killer pair of heels turns against you. Large sun­glasses, it’s not a walk of shame if they can’t see your eyes.

I’m cur­rently binge watch­ing...

The Thick Of It (again) by Ar­mando Ian­nucci. South Park (again) Best satire ever. Neither ever pull a punch and they’re funny while they do it.

I’m In­sta­gram stalk­ing…

@theartof­shade — I do love a cre­ative cup of tea.

My party trick is...

Not PG-rated. Find me in the bar af­ter the show and I’ll whis­per it into your ear. If you don’t blush, you’ll ex­pe­ri­ence it.

My favourite Syd­ney spot is...

The Ox­ford Ho­tel, The Pic­colo Bar, Coogee Beach. If you look in re­verse, that’s my idea of a

per­fect day as well.

I’m lis­ten­ing to...

Waaaaaaay too much news to be healthy. And Ge­orge Michael — Older — I miss him.

My favourite app is...

Facetime. So I can be in touch with my crazy dys­func­tional com­mu­nity, no mat­ter where I am.

My five, real or fic­tional, dream din­ner party guests...

Jack Benny, Dean Martin, Noam Chom­sky, Steve Ban­non, Jacinda Ardern.

If my life had a hash­tag, it would be...

It al­ready is. #WhenYourAu­di­enceIs Fun­nierThanYou THE MISS BE­HAVE GAMESHOW STU­DIO, SYD­NEY OPERA HOUSE; MARCH 5- 18

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