Laugh till tour face hurts
Q: When is a baby good at soccer?
A: When it’s dribbling!
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one! Q: Why did the swimmer keep doing backstroke? A: Because she just ate and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match! Q: What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
A: Catch you later!
Q: What’s a golfer’s favourite letter?
Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: Because the players raise a racquet!
Q: What’s an insect’s favourite sport?
A: Cricket! Q: What’s a boxer’s favourite part of a joke?
A: The punch line! Q: What do you get when the archer hits the bull’s eye?
A: A very angry bull!