Laugh till tour face hurts

The Sunday Telegraph (Sydney) - - FUNDAY TELEGRAPH -

Q: When is a baby good at soc­cer?

A: When it’s drib­bling!

Q: What race is never run?

A: A swim­ming race! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one! Q: Why did the swim­mer keep do­ing back­stroke? A: Be­cause she just ate and didn’t want to swim on a full stom­ach!

Q: What lights up a soc­cer sta­dium?

A: A soc­cer match! Q: What did the base­ball glove say to the base­ball?

A: Catch you later!

Q: What’s a golfer’s favourite letter?

A: Tee!

Q: Why is ten­nis such a loud sport?

A: Be­cause the play­ers raise a rac­quet!

Q: What’s an in­sect’s favourite sport?

A: Cricket! Q: What’s a boxer’s favourite part of a joke?

A: The punch line! Q: What do you get when the archer hits the bull’s eye?

A: A very an­gry bull!

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