The Weekend Post

PROBLEM WITH A CAPITAL PEE

- Fran Clayton, Woree

I HAVE just one word for today: “Pissoir”.

Yes, it’s what it sounds like. A freestandi­ng men’s urinal surrounded by a screen often seen in France.

Put one in Shields St, which has two busy pubs.

The current public toilet situation is dire. There’s a very fancy one in Lake St near the parking station looking like a tourist attraction with its aquaticthe­med doors.

The second, at the end of Grafton St, miles away from the city action, is beautifull­y covered in vines but lacks any obvious signage. Otherwise you have to walk to the lagoon.

The easier remedy is a large slogan easily seen by departing patrons: “Go before you go”. The aim is to encourage people to use the toilets in the area before they spill on to the streets and then think, “I need a pee”.

Too late, sunshine.

 ?? ?? Nathan Hargreaves tests out the colourful public toilets near the Lake St multistore­y carpark. Picture: Justin Brierty
Nathan Hargreaves tests out the colourful public toilets near the Lake St multistore­y carpark. Picture: Justin Brierty

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