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Time Out (Melbourne) - - GEEKS’ GUIDE TO MELBOURNE -

Re­fer to the ‘Paris end' of Collins Street.

Have a loud con­ver­sa­tion on your mo­bile on the tram.

Tram­ple the small child in front of you and el­bow the old lady out of your way so you get to try Gelato Messina's zany new flavour.

Take the Mel­bourne/ Syd­ney stand-off very, very se­ri­ously. Syd­ney is a one-night stand/ Mel­bourne is for life; Syd­ney is the blonde/ Mel­bourne is the the brunette, et cetera.

Bring this up of­ten.

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