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The most ridiculous things we’ve overheard in Melbourne this month

“I’ve got to get some friends who don’t have chronic diseases” “I would put Daniel Andrews as my next of kin on all my forms” “Eyebrows are the shoulders of the face and tonight babe you’re rocking a power suit” “How far back does history go?” Overheard any outré exchanges? Tweet us @Timeoutmel #innercityloop