WORD ON THE STREET

The most ridiculous things we’ve overheard in Melbourne this month

“I’m just Googling to see if Hillary Clinton is a vegan”

“I lost my Keep Cup... just like I lose everything in my life”

“Everyone in Perth is called Tegan”

“It smells like poo wrapped in hair, set on fire”

“I was thinking about getting a greyhound, they’re as lazy as I am”

“I look like a slapped pig if I wear millennial pink”

“I don’t want to buy black sheets... I’m not a pimp”

“It’s amazing what putting on pants does for your self esteem”

“Rice people are very passionate people”