W RD ON THE STREET

The most ridiculous things we’ve overheard in Melbourne this month

“I didn’t really cook anything on the weekend except for my brain”

“Port Melbourne is like Docklands lite”

“It’s not my first time watching bored straight people trying to ease their way into an orgy”

“The amount of points I get for the amount of speeding I do is actually pretty good”

“They’re like the anal beads of the plant world”

“I can’t even remember dreams without cheese”

“I hope you all get dropped during your trust exercises”

“If spiced rum were a person it would be Johnny Depp”