W RD ON THE STREET
The most ridiculous things we’ve overheard in Melbourne this month
“That is a sex-positive hedgehog”
“Look, I understand that cats and dogs can go on dates but...”
“I personally love hook turns”
“I’m sort of offended that nobody has ever asked me to join a cult”
“Someone brushed me like a horse, all over my naked body”
“My biggest issue at the moment is the never-ending scab on my nose”
“I’m having the worst day, my personal trainer just broke up with me”
“Isn’t it depressing that every year when you put in your birthdate you have to scroll further?”