W RD ON THE STREET

The most ridiculous things we’ve overheard in Melbourne this month

“I always forget that children don’t smoke”

“I was only seven bananas away from death”

“Crying is just vomiting for your emotions”

“God, I’d love to be dumped for two cases of beer”

“I used to get Flume and Moby confused”

“If I win Powerball I’m setting my Myki to auto top-up”

“I’d be fine having no friends if I had all of what Richie Rich had”

“Most babies look like they need to have air blown into them to puff them out”

“You know what blows my mind? Mayonnaise”