W RD ON THE STREET

The most ridiculous things we’ve overheard in Sydney this month

“I am so emotionally vulnerable to emojis”

“I thought your shirt was on inside out, but then I realised it was just hip”

“I determine what’s ‘in’ by checking what novelty mugs Typo are currently selling”

“It’s going to take a lot more than marshmallows to resurge the Central Coast”

“I reject dress codes. As long as your bits are covered”

“God, if we were as digitally savvy as ISIS, we’d be unstoppable”

“And we all know how much I’m turned on by magic tricks”

“I got a new bike. It’s a child’s bike, but adult-sized”