A brief history
1899 France introduces the world’s first mandatory driving test. Candidates must demonstrate skills including ‘nonchalantly bumpparking into a space half the length of the car’ and ‘shrugging wryly at the futility of existence’.
1903 Driving licences are introduced in Britain. To obtain a licence, candidates are not required to take a test, but simply hand over the equivalent of £25 to a local official. This system remains in place in parts of West Cornwall today.
1931 The first edition of the Highway Code is printed. In the subsequent 80 years, no one will succeed in reading more than four pages without falling asleep.
1935 Driving tests become compulsory across Britain. Candidates must demonstrate skills including ‘complaining about how bad the roads have got this year’ and ‘almost imperceptible single-finger wave of appreciation to fellow motorists’.
1936 Driver testing becomes widespread in the USA. Americans threaten revolt as some namby-pamby states forbid under-11s from acquiring HGV licences.
1959 Britain’s first driving examiner training facility opens in Middlesex, aiming to standardise the examination procedure. Until this point, examiners have mainly passed candidates for ‘having influential parents’ or ‘smelling lovely’.
1965 The eyesight component of the driving test is introduced, requiring candidates to read a number plate from a distance of 67 feet. Britain quickly realises no one has any idea how far 67 feet actually is.
1975 Hand signals are dropped from the UK driving test, after ‘widespread use of non-sanctioned gestures’.
1996 The UK introduces a separate theory test, for some reason using braking distance calculations from the early 1870s.
2000 Theory test moves from pen-and-paper to a touchscreen computer.
2001 After a succession of terrible accidents, examiners decide it may be safer to situate the touchscreen computer in an office rather than on the car’s dashboard.
2017 The requirement to reverse around a corner is dropped from the UK test, after examiners realise no one has ever needed to reverse around a corner in the history of driving.
2018 Saudi Arabia permits women to hold driving licences.
Yep, 2018. Not a typo. Sheesh.