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THE HATTON GARDEN JOB LOOT

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PR sends metal safe; we crack the code (the, um, DVD release date), opening the door to discover… disc and some ‘jewellery’. Not one chocolate coin! No candy necklaces! Not that we’re spoilt or anything.

WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT JAMES BOND?

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Your latest suggestions: “HENRY. CAVILL.” (@AdeleKThomas); “Gerard Butler, I keep saying” (@jones1066AD); “Me!” (@johnkeykong); “Jeremy Corbyn” (@JustinThoughttt).

TOP GUN 2 CONFIRMED!

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“Can’t decide if I’m excited, or pissed that they can’t ever just leave great things alone,” tweeted @RainSivertsen. “Just as long as Kenny Loggins is on the soundtrack!” (@AaronMassie).

‘MOST SHOCKING TRUTH IN STAR WARS HISTORY’

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What could the international Last Jedi promo be referring to? “Vader wasn’t Luke’s dad?” (@DinoFilmFFreak); “Vader was actually Luke’s MUM!” (@matt_thorn_en).

THE MUMMY: YOUR THOUGHTS

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“It’s not great,” said Facebooker Brian Sledzico. “It’s not as bad as being reported,” said Frankie Te Haate, “but not as good as the makers want you to think.” While for Scott Berrian, “The ending killed it.”

BLACK PANTHER TRAILER

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“This looks amazing!” Facebooked Adrienne Cobbs. At the other extreme: “This looks awful!!!” (Eamonn Mullane). In the middle: “I… will wait for the film to form an opinion.” (Mark Anthony Williams).

PREDATOR TURNS 30: CELEBRATE!

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“Can’t think of a modern monster as good,” mused Homer Townie, while Rob Kelly reminisced about being 11 years old and failing to sneak into the cinema, “even with a false moustache!”