Tf’s alternative awards

Celebrating the best of the rest…

Best Supporting animal NOMINEES

Cat The Lego Ninjago Movie WINNER CHUBBY BLACK CAT elle DECKARD’S DOG Blade runner 2049

deckard’s apocalypse-surviving good boy was a whisky-slurping delight, but he’s usurped by the sheer inventiveness of ninjago’s city-destroying meowthra (take a bow, stars pearl and ruby).

Scenery chewer Of The Year NOMINEES

ANTHONY HOPKINS Transformers: The Last Knight

WINNER

JARED LETO Blade runner 2049 JUDE LAW king arthur: legend of The sword

there was plenty of thickly carved ham last year, but no one feasted on the production design like sir tony, barking lines such as, “you want to know, don’t you, duuuude?” with gusto.

most adorable animated creature NOMINEES

OKJA Okja WINNER

BABY GROOT Guardians of The galaxy: Vol. 2 PORGS star Wars: The last jedi

with groot graduating to adolescence and the disturbing sight of crispy roasted porg impossible to unsee, that leaves the under-seen superpig free to bound to the top of the podium.

Best Scene Stealer NOMINEES

KORG Thor: Ragnarok WINNER BUBBLES Valerian and The city of a Thousand Planets JOE BANG logan lucky

rihanna’s shapeshifter deserves special mention for being the best thing in an otherwise terrible film, and it’s fun to see daniel craig cut loose, but Korg’s victory was never in doubt.

Best detective gadget NOMINEES

POIROT’S MOUSTACHE Murder On The Orient express WINNER CYBERNETIC EYE Mindhorn STICKY CLIMBING SUIT Despicable Me 3

the great detective’s stunning soupstrainer is so effective at lulling suspects into a false sense of security, it must be protected at all costs with its own bedtime hammock.