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while You were eek-inG

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Monday morning’s the last time you expect an attack from a giant Meg-shaped sleeping bag, but that’s how it – or rather our Jamie – went down. He’s half the man he used to be…

biG meeTs cake hole

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It’s a brave PR that sends out cake pops at the height of a heat wave; these delicious Rampage-shaped treats did require some emergency surgery in readiness for their close-ups.

makinG a peel oF iT

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This Guernsey care package had everything… except for potato peel pie. Odd how the free gin and tonic (and fudge) helped us rapidly come to terms with that shocking oversight.

bond 25: who should direcT?

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“Just put in Tom Hardy or Idris and Denis Villeneuve and start shooting the damn thing!” (Park Mohler) “Offer it to Steven.” (Pete Keys) Um… Spielberg? Soderbergh? Seagal?

The FriGhTFesT awards

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Continuing a proud TF tradition, our list of the best films, performances, gore and more from Arrow FrightFest is online right now. Oscars schmoscars! Golden Globes, um, Schmolden Schmobes!

Tall sTories

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Blood, sweat, tears and blood went into this Ghost Stories home-ent package; the scary sweets were great, but Graham Humphreys’ startling artwork (literally) overshadowed all.

happYTime shouT-ouT

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Happytime Murders’ Phil Phillips made our writer Paul Bradshaw’s year with this video on Twitter; got to give credit to Phil for his taste in film-focused periodicals, too…