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CAINE-ING IT

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Here at TF Towers, one theme has dominated 2018: pulverising cakes with mallets. This King Of Thieves number saw us get away with a major break-in (before necking the evidence).

JOAQUIN PLAYS HIS JOKER

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“Shows they’re aiming for a Ledger feel,” admired Alan Barbarin of the first still from the Joker film. “He looks like a creative writing instructor,” said @BarryDAlbrecht. Just, um, kidding?

WHO SHOULD BE SUPERMAN NEXT?

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“Ray Winstone” (@corconian); “Deadpool” (@NukaWoelk); “Me” (@Neil_Dev78). Lots of support for Cavill to stay Supes, though @chemalino suggested: “Daniel Craig. Straight swap with Bond.”

DARK PHOENIX TRAILER: DISCUSS

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“I thought it was great,” said Yiorgos Perris, following through with four exclamation marks. Others weren’t so sure: “Not happy with no Wolverine,” said Jonnyb57, but “I’ll probably watch it.”

SOLO: A STAR AWWS STORY

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Last month it was giant sharks; this month it’s wookiees. TF’s toy collection is as hard as they come. Mind you, this furry fella looks as likely to lick your face and leave you limbless. Bring it in, fuzzball!

CAPTAIN MARVEL TRAILER: THOUGHTS?

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“The wait was worth it… now just gonna have to sit here until March.” (Stephen White) “How long is she going to wear the ugly green costume in the film?” (r1dogz)

CAKEY RICH ASIANS

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Readers, we married them. The cakes. We married the cakes. Well, that’s what we assume the ring was for on these Crazy Rich treats. They’re what we’ve always wanted (since they binned the vending machine).