TF’S CINEMATIC AGONY UN­CLE HAS YOUR BACK.

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DEAR WINGMAN,

OK, I know this has never hap­pened be­fore and I know I will be cru­ci­fied. But I must get this off my chest, no mat­ter what the cost. I love Bat­man For­ever and Bat­man & Robin. There, I said it. I’ve al­ways thought they were both very ex­cit­ing, colour­ful, in fact, the per­fect trib­ute to the over-the-top style and per­for­mances of a long-gone era. Why ev­ery­one con­sid­ers them so bad is be­yond me… XANDER, VIA EMAIL

wingman says…

There, there, Xander. There, there. There… se­ri­ously, how many times do we have to say it be­fore the au­thor­i­ties get here? Move your ar­ses! Kid­ding. No one’s go­ing to cru­cify you for your con­fes­sion. Though a cou­ple of Hail Marys wouldn’t go amiss. Again, kid­ding. If you feel a weight’s been lifted then Wingman’s job is done – and he didn’t even need to flick through Hal­li­well’s Film Guide! Re­sult! More con­fes­sions, please… via the usual email booth.

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