DAK’S NOT RIGHT

After a glance at Google Maps and a speed read of Wikipedia, there’s little (that I could see) to differentiate between North and South Dakota. Fanning and Johnson, however, have much to set them apart. Dakota ‘child actor turned evil Twilight vampire’ Fanning wasn’t in the 2018 remake of Suspiria. Dakota ‘Big Splash of Fifty Shades’ Johnson was. KATY ROBERTS, WILTSHIRE Katy is referring to our review of Suspiria (TF278), in which, possibly under the film’s eerie influence, or a particularly powerful brain fart, we got our Dakotas in a twist. Those responsible for the error have been enrolled in an intensive course of necromancy and jazzercise at the local witches’ dance academy. Does the canteen serve coven chips?