CLASSIC HORROR BUSINESS CARDS

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Before you ask, yes, there’s a Patrick Bateman card among this 31-strong set, all inspired by icons of the silver scream. There’s the good (Edward and Lorraine Warren), the mad (Jack Torrance, with sinister overprinting), and the MacReady (that guy from that Thing). They come handily packed in an aluminium film-reel gift case – good news for Small Screen; saves us having to clean out the horror show that is our wallet. Available from wearedorothy.com.