ARE YOU A FANTASTIC BEAST?

Could you be a hero’s helpmate? Or an extra-big bad? Find out below!

1 YOU’RE AN OWL TASKED WITH DELIVERING A VITAL MISSIVE TO YOUR WIZARD MASTER. DO YOU…?

a) Get such a flap on you cause a sonic boom that knocks Postman Pat into the village pond. b) Deliver instead to your other, evil master, then sit blinking inscrutably as he cackles over the contents. C) He’s a wizard, yeah? He can’t just get his own stupid Amazon parcel with some mumbo-jumbo, or using his ruddy legs?

2 AS A NIFFLER, WHAT ARE THE CONTENTS OF YOUR CAPACIOUS POUCH?

a) Well, there’s a… wait! Away, foul villain, trying to get your hands on my MacGuffins!

b) Come closer and you’ll see… closer… attack, army of baby nifflers! Nuzzle your foes into submission! c) Basically what was your dining room, reduced to splinters.

3 YOU ARE AFRAID, ALONE, THREE MILLION LIGHT YEARS FROM HOME. DO YOU…

a) Become the best friend/Christ-like life coach a boy ever had.

b) Demolish landmarks, suck out brains, invite all your mates.

c) Helpfully point out to your host that ‘someone’ drank all their booze and they need to go shopping.

4 AS A WOOKIEE FIRST MATE, YOUR DUTIES ARE…

a) Protecting my captain, carrying out maintenance, remembering to take worming tablets.

b) Ripping the knees off the MOT guy if he so much as breathes on the 3D chess table. c) Slyly swiping back the hyperspace neck pillow when that co-piloting clown isn’t looking.

5 IT’S YOUR FIRST VISIT TO NEW YORK. DO YOU…?

a) Tear about like a Haribo-crazed toddler, but ultimately win hearts and minds.

b) Get down with your rampaging, cloud-like bad self, levitating shit like an evil David Copperfield. c) Shin up the tallest building causing a major incident, purely to show off in front of your date.

6 WHICH OF THESE FLYERS ARE YOU MOST SIMILAR TO?

a) The phoenix – I can carry a heavy burden and my tears will heal you.

b) The hippogriff – look me in the eye funny and I will peck you up, fool.

c) The Hungarian horntail – there’s something a bit filthy about me, too…

7 WHAT SORT OF BEAST-LY HOUSEMATE ARE YOU?

A) Dead mardy at first, but I eventually reveal the prince within. Here, have a library.

b) Pretty chill so long as you regularly feed me hapless palace employees. No Jedi, ta.

c) Like Ray Winstone, I swan about in yellow budgie-smugglers all day.

IF YOU ANSWERED MOSTLY A… YOU’RE FANTASTIC! MAY THERE FOREVER BE PLUSHIES MADE IN YOUR HONOUR.

IF YOU ANSWERED MOSTLY B… YOU’RE FIENDISH! YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO MEET YOURSELF IN A DARK (DIAGON) ALLEY.

IF YOU ANSWERED MOSTLY C… YOU’RE AS FANTASTIC AS F…