ARE YOU A BIG KID?

Are you in touch with your inner child? Or did you nail it to the naughty step years ago? Find out below!

1 AN AGED WIZARD GRANTS YOU SUPERPOWERS. WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU DO?

a) Transform sprouts into Maltesers; turn my enemies into poo; eat cereal at the top of a volcano. b) Avenge the fallen; increase the peace; keep a dustpan handy for any villainous fingers or toes that incur my laser vision.

c) Firstly, get a receipt for these ‘superpowers’; secondly, have this charlatan arrested and debunked! Stuff and nonsense!

2 LET’S SAY YOU KEEP THE POWERS. WHAT CODENAME DO YOU ADOPT?

a) Pull-My-Finger-Man. Or The Fruit-Shooter. Or Daddy Shark.

b) Something derived from a classical hero, like Odysseus, or Prometheus, or Captain Mainwaring. c) Never mind playground nicknames, what are we doing about a machine-washable costume? Or an HQ with good parking and access to local amenities?

3 IN A TOY SHOP, YOU COME ACROSS A GIANT FOOT-OPERATED KEYBOARD. DO YOU…

a) Roll up and down it screaming like a banshee before making a mad dash for the new Nerf display. b) Look on enviously at screaming-banshee guy; place a tentative toe on the board before making a sad shuffle over to the jigsaw shelves.

c) Tsk at all the footprints and loudly mention that I’ve never seen Big.

4 WHICH IS YOUR FAVOURITE ROBIN WILLIAMS MOVIE?

a) That one with the twerking green goo! The one where he plays Will Smith, but funny! Mork & Mindy boxset!

b) One Hour Photo. Or if I’m in the mood for something lighter, Insomnia. c) Night At The Museum, cut down so it’s only the factual bits and no silly monkeys.

5 WHICH MOVIE TITLES BEST DESCRIBE YOUR CHARACTER?

a) Forever Young, The Boss Baby, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid.

b) 13 Going On 30, Old School, Out Of The Past. c) Jurassic World.

6 HOW MUCH LEGO IS IN YOUR HOUSE?

a) In my house? My house is Lego!

Ask my housemate, Unikitty.

b) Oh, I think I might have an Empire State Building somewhere… which I pretend is a space rocket when I’m certain no one’s looking.

c) A great big box… that’s got a playdate with the recycling tip first thing Saturday!

7 WHERE ARE YOU ON THE BENJAMIN BUTTON SCALE?

a) I get a bit more immature every day.

WHY HAVEN’T YOU BRINGED ME SOME BLACKCURRANT?!?

b) The young fogey stage – I could have saved Fincher millions in digital liver spots.

c) Sorry, I haven’t read Beatrix Potter in years. Is this quiz over yet? Dying to crack on with my tax return.

IF YOU ANSWERED MOSTLY A

You’re truly Young at heart, and other organs. ‘organs’, tee hee!

IF YOU ANSWERED MOSTLY B

You’ve put away childish things… (some of them in a display cabinet.)

IF YOU ANSWERED MOSTLY C

You’re a responsible, mature, fully grown adult. You miserable ol’ sod.