BLOOD BROTHERS WHO CAN DRINK THE MOST CORONA IN A SINGLE SITTING?

On screen, Dom and Jakob are as closely matched as they come. But what about Vin and John? We put the real-life Toretto brothers to the test.

Diesel: That’s a tough one. Brother John is a red wine guy, and over the decades I’ve acclimated to Corona. If it was whiskey he’d send me home laughing.

Cena: Definitely Vin. It would be a great drag race in the beginning. About halfway, we’d be pacing. And then you’ve got to go with the experience. He’s had Corona barbecues for 20 years now. I think he’d manage to pull away and leave me in the dust.

WINNER DIESEL

WHO’S THE BETTER DRIVER?

Cena: It depends on what we’re driving. I think if you do a large engine, American, it’s Vin all day. If you want to dive into the Honda element, or the Japanese stuff, I think I’ve got him. It all depends on the vehicle.

Diesel: I’d just lap him.

WINNER DIESEL

WHO CAN CHANGE A TYRE FASTER?

Cena: I’ve absolutely got this one. Only because I’ve had to change a lot of tyres in my lifetime. This is one I’m going to claim for me.

WINNER CENA

WHO’S THE BEST DRESSED?

Diesel: If he wants to, John can suit up really nice. The first time I met him, he looked like James Bond. He had the best suit on in the world. It was in my gym. I was like, “Wow, you dress up!”

Cena: That’s is absolutely Vin. I either wear workout clothes or a suit, probably with a waistcoat. Those are my two choices. Vin actually knows what cool is. I have no clue, so I just stick to the basics and look like I’m going to sell you some bonds.

WINNER DIESEL

WHO’S THE BEST TRASH TALKER?

Cena: I’d call that a draw, only because I know that Vin has been able to talk some trash in his time. I’ve also fancied a career, myself, in being able to talk trash in front of a live audience. You can flip this, heads or tails.

WINNER TIE

WHO HAS THE HIGHEST PAIN THRESHOLD?

Cena: I’m not talking trash about Vin here, but I’m going to say me. And that’s strictly to do with my documented body falling apart in WWE. I’ve had the right side of my body collapse. I’ve had my nose put on the side of my face. I think I can rightfully claim that.

WINNER CENA

WHO’S THE BETTER SINGER?

Diesel: Ouch! Wow, that’s a tough one. He can sing! I can’t put anything past him. That’s what I love about him. I believe that John Cena is one of those types of people who can master anything. It was my daughter’s birthday earlier this year, and he had promised her that he was going to learn Mozart on the piano, and he sent her a video of him playing Mozart for her birthday. That was the most beautiful thing. But, all that being said, I did literally just spent the night in a recording studio…

WINNER DIESEL

FINAL SCORES

DIESEL 4.5 CENA 2.5