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Following the success of Jungle Cruise and Pirates Of The Caribbean, there’s a rumour that Disney is looking for another theme-park-inspired hit. Could it be an adventure centred on the perils of the tram ride that collects visitors from their car park stops en route to the park entrance? The mind simply boggles at the Jason And The Argonauts-style challenges facing our heroes: “Did we park in Sleepy 46 or Sneezy 46?”, “I haven’t got the park tickets!” and of course, “What time is the three o’clock parade?”

DAVID W., LEEDS

Throw in a meatballbothering canine romance and you’ve got Lady And The Tram! But when is someone going to bite the meta bullet and make a movie based on an attraction based on a movie?

Harry Potter And The Half-Drunk Butterbeer? Jaws: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Buy Tickets On The Day? David and everyone with a letter printed here will receive a copy of Oscar-winner

The Father, out now on digital download, Blu-ray and DVD via Lionsgate UK. Didn’t send an address? Email it! We’re not (dad)joking!