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I’d like to confirm that from extensive observations with my bedroom telescope, I unsurprisingly never actually found the edge of the universe. I did, however, notice that the people at No.5 are missing a ridge tile. However, those super-nerds at Marvel have now established beyond all reasonable doubt that there is a multiverse out there. I’m not sure if they’re basing this on their investigations of the tell-tale concepts of cosmic inflation and quantum physics… or perhaps more likely, that they’ve discovered a new star constellation which they’re calling ‘The Cash Cow’, which now permits endless moneyspinning variations on popular MCU characters and scenarios! JACK HARGREAVES, ILKLEY
So cynical! The ingeniousness of the multiverse is that it allows filmmakers to have their core continuity and eat it, and maybe make a few billion along the way. Will other franchises nip aboard this bandwagon? Maybe an alt-Frozen called Clement, with an Olaf variant modelled on Aldi’s Kevin The Carrot? Jack and everyone with a letter printed here will receive a copy of The Courier, available on digital, DVD and Blu-ray on 1 November via Lionsgate Home Entertainment. Didn’t send an address? Email it! Or risk a Parcel Farce!