Townsville Bulletin

War-torn England not big enough for two kings

- TROY LENNON William Holmes: The Soldiers’ General, Geoffrey Travers, BSP, $34.99 A 19th century engraving by John Quartley depicting the battle of Towton; (inset) King Edward IV.

Normally a country has only one king, but, for a brief time in 1461, England had two. One was the Lancastria­n King Henry VI, who had come to the throne when he was nine months old in 1422 on the death of his father, King Henry V. Before Henry VI was old enough to rule, powerful lords took control of the kingdom. In the meantime he had grown to be a corrupt, incompeten­t and unpopular king, surroundin­g himself with scheming courtiers, spending lavishly and allowing his realm and himself to be dominated by lords with their own armies.

He also suffered such a severe bout of madness in the 1450s that Richard the Duke of York was named protector of the realm, attempting to end the anarchy. When Henry recovered, Re Henry’s juvenile queen delinquenc­y. Since the judiciary Margaret, only threatened do as the to govt allows then destroy a govt York official and those can do their job just who as sided well with and him. cheaper. It

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Those Of The who Roses, say so Townsville named will be forgotten because the in the emblems Brisbane of Olympics are quite Lancaster wrong. and We York will were, undoubtedl­y join the respective­ly, rest of Qld a in red paying rose and higher a levies and white fees one. for The their hostilitie­s luxuries, forced while our police Richard, and his volunteers son Edward will and be called his most on to powerful keep the ally services Richard operating Neville, down the Earl there. of Warwick, to flee the country. JEFF, In CONDON 1460 the Yorkists returned to So England if welfare and in card June is invented captured King how are Henry. cigarettes, Richard alcohol, went to the junk Palace food, of fast Westminste­r food, and to gambling insist Henry’s going council to survive? of lords declare They would him king. have 80% profit They loss, resisted which and won’t he settled make the for a government compromise, happy. to be named There Henry’s is a reason heir. they The Lancastria­ns don’t ban cigarettes regrouped (make in the too much north from and surprised them before York, and killing after him they’re at Wakefield smoked). on December 30, leaving PETE, Edward, STUART now Duke of York, his heir. Regarding Edward won crime a brilliant in Townsville. victory To over the remind Lancastria­ns people at to Mortimer’s come & take Cross a stand on at February the Take 2, Back 1461, Townsville but Warwick’s Rally army at 1011am suffered on Saturday a defeat at 5th the March second on battle of footpaths St Albans around on February Stockland 17, losing on corner of custody Nathan of Street the king, & Ross who River was again Road. LYN, showing CRANBROOK signs of madness.

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Edward met Warwick in London and on March 4, 1461, 560 years ago today, had himself declared king, throwing down the gauntlet to Henry, who was still free and still had armies behind him. England BLU, KIRWAN had two kings, but not for long. Before the end of the month their forces met at the battle of Towton which would make Edward king. But during his reign he had to fight to keep his crown.

Edward was born in 1442 in Normandy, where his father, the Duke of York, was fighting battles to reclaim France for England. Henry showed no gratitude for York’s efforts, sidelining him into a job as Lieutenant of Ireland Our rather Premier than reappointi­ng says Josh Frydenberg him to lead is out efforts of touch in France. with Through Queensland­ers. strategic She blunders is out by of commanders touch with North hand-picked Queensland. by Henry, gains If it’s made not by going Richard her way in she France has were a whinge. lost. COOP, 4818

One Richard can only became imagine a leader the new of the infrastruc­ture faction of lords that opposed will come to Henry. to In Queensland 1453 the lords with agreed the announceme­nt to appoint of the Richard Olympic protector Games of bid the by realm our Anna. while

Henry recovered from mental illness. But when that appointmen­t ended, in 1455, Henry’s queen Margaret sought to destroy Richard to prevent him pressing a claim to the throne through his descent from Edward III, and denying her son (Henry’s son), Prince Edward, his right to the throne.

War erupted between Lancastria­ns and Yorkists, as a result of which Richard was named heir to the throne, only to be killed in battle in December 1460 leaving his son, Edward as heir. Edward had a victory at Mortimer’s Cross in February 1461, after a strange weather phenomenon known as parhelion made three suns appear in the sky. He took the sun as his personal emblem. He went to London to declare Congratula­tions his claim to the throne, to our three then local prepared members for a decisive for pushing battle against this strategic the forces economic of the Lancastria­ns. boosting plan for stimulatin­g the The Qld armies economy. of the This rival whole kings state met inclusive just south plan of the is exactly town of what Towton, we need, in more Yorkshire stadiums, on March more 29. tunnels, It was more the M1 upgrades. largest land The battle passenger ever fought light rail on system English might soil, an even estimated get upgraded. 50,000 As a resident soldiers clashed of Townsville in a gruelling I cannot battle wait to for drive my already stolen once car down the Bruce Ravine with my last litre of rationed water to spend my last dollar in several Brisbane. hours Three in a snowstorm. cheers for Anna Despite and the being highly outnumbere­d intelligen­t by members perhaps and as voters much as of 10,000 the Labor men, Party. Edward’s forces DAN, claimed CRANBROOK the flat ground at one end of Well the battlefiel­d, done Kathleen giving Walsh, them an Chris Mcmahon advantage, & the the Lancastria­ns Bulletin in telling had of Ms limited Walsh’s visibility heartbreak­ing and were hemmed & horrific in abuse by marshes at the and hands a river. of that At the monster end of Creen. the battle Her Edward bravery was & fierceness victorious and has moved 28,000 men me to were rage dead. & tears. These stories Margaret need and to be Henry told again fled to and again. Scotland Stay and strong, Edward you was are later an extraordin­ary crowned king in woman. a full ceremony Thank you at for refusing Westminste­r. to be But silent. as long as Henry was LAURA, at large resistance ROWES BAY to Edward’s reign Aaron remained. Harps-on’s Henry was claim captured “I will not in stop 1765, in but doing Edward’s everything refusal I can to marry to help the make our daughter community of the safer” king of is France pure bull at droppings. Warwick’s The insistence, most significan­t turned Warwick and rapid against way him to and make resulted the community in Edward safer is being immediate ousted jail in 1470 with and no bail being for forced anyone caught to flee to driving France. a stolen car or found breaking Henry and was entering. reinstated That as king. alone But will in result March in 1471 the Edward biggest returned and fastest with an reduction invasion force in crime and defeated but you Henry’s and your cronies forces, killing are too Prince gutless Edward to turn and that single capturing paragraph Henry, who into later law. died in prison. AZZA, Edward 4812 ruled until his death in 1483.

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