Townsville Bulletin



Are we still allowed to tell blonde jokes? I guess I’ll find out. Here goes. A blonde woman visits her husband in the slammer. As she leaves the prison she spots a guard at the gate and runs over to him and says, “excuse me, sir, but you should not be using my husband as a labourer. He is not getting much sleep and is worked to the bone”. The guard looks confused and says, “gee, I don’t understand that. All he does is sit in his cell, eating and sleeping. And I often hear the TV going”. The woman angrily points a finger at home and shouts, That’s bull-s---. He told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months.”

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