THE TEN COM­MAND­MENTS OF ... WAX JOBS

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01. Never mix wax brands be­cause it makes your board way more slip­pery. 02. Have at least one board in your quiver – prefer­ably a gun – fea­tur­ing all wax and no deck grip. 03. Stash wax-combs and wax off-cuts in as many places as pos­si­ble. 04. En­sure you have seen the cult clas­sic MadWax to un­der­stand the per­fect wax job. 05. Never take wax when trav­el­ling in a mate’s car. He’ll have plenty. 06. Scrape all cool wa­ter wax off boards be­fore a trip to Indo. 07. In­vari­ably leave a board in a car and give your board a melted can­dle ef­fect. 08. Ac­cept that jam­ming wax into an ex­posed ding does not count as a re­pair. 09.Never refuse a carpark re­quest to bor­row a bit of wax. 10. Re­mem­ber that rubbing sand into wax = more grip plus an in­tense gut rash.

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