THROW­ING EGGS

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Santa Claus: We know you have that stash of boards that every­body asked for but never got de­liv­ered at Christ­mas. There's prob­a­bly a bunch of other surf prod­ucts to go with it. You must be the most buffed out, bearded bloke in the world. You are also hold­ing out on all those North Pole se­cret spots. Stick to rid­ing sleighs. If the boards show up and the North Pole clip comes out by the end of Feb all will be for­given.

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