THE TEN COM­MAND­MENTS OF ... FAM­ILY SURF TRIPS

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THOU SHALT …

01. Only have room for one board, which you'll in­evitably break.

02. Re­gale the fam­ily with tales of your surf­ing prow­ess at each meal time.

03. Never aban­don a child at a low tide Indo reef.

04. Check the fore­cast and des­ig­nate shop­ping days ac­cord­ingly.

05. Have to send the wife to the re­sort spa as penance for your over-surf­ing.

06. Watch on in hor­ror as your chil­dren have their hair braided.

07. Shed a proud tear as your grom has their first surf over coral.

08. Watch more money fly out of your wal­let than you ever thought pos­si­ble.

09. Rise with the sun each morn­ing for a solo dawn ses­sion.

10. Sit the whole fam­ily down to watch Given be­fore de­part­ing.

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