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Local Surfer Astounded When Waves Don’t Live Up To Pre-Session Mind-surf
A local surfer has been left dumbfounded today after his pre-work session failed to live up to the surfing performance his mind put on while checking it before he paddled out. Clearly confused and emotional, Steve ‘Nangas’ Peterson told Tracks he wasn’t sure what had gone wrong. “I dunno,” he began. “When I was checkin it, I was ripping. Flowing over flat sections, putting the odd cheeky fin out and throwing buckets. But once I got out there I couldn’t do any of it. I could barely even paddle!” When quizzed about whether his choice of super refined, low litreage, pro level equipment may have been the wrong option for the wobbly, two foot burgers on offer, Nangas remained defiant. “Nah mate, this is what all the top pros are riding, and they know what they’re doing.”