Mcgowan claims hard border too soft

WESTERN Australian President Mark Mcgowan is taking his commitment to hard borders to new levels this week, laying down plans to build a 1,900km cement wall to keep out future COVID cases.

“I would love to see a virus circumnavigate a wall of this scale,” a confident Mcgowan declared to WA reporters earlier today.

“The virus would have to be pretty darn clever to get around a wall like this, it would need to find a way to travel in the air or something, which I can only assume it could never be capable of.”

After receiving approval from the newly formed WA Congress, Mcgowan laid the first cement brick personally at Cottesloe Beach, hinting that after the coastal border is complete, the state may even consider an inland wall.

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Below: Mcgowan shared the early plans for WA stating “The key is to keep going up. As you can see, we know what we’re doing.”

The WA President encourages proud citizens to come on down and contribute to the wall, brick by brick.