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FAbio, the most beautiful man in the Cosmos, is speaking out for the first time in 22 years about an unfortunate mishap that took place on a roller coaster in Virginia.

Discussing the incident on the People in the ‘90s podcast this week, the globally famous Italian model said he was attending an event in Williamsburg at Busch Gardens to be aboard the inaugural Apollo’s Chariot ride when a goose flew into his perfectly symmetrical face at a speed of up to 85 miles per hour.

“So what happened is, over the pond there was a bunch of geese there, I’m talking about hundreds...the geese hit the video camera...I was with reflex fast enough to turn my head just in time,” he recalled.

“And I saw totally the metal passing by and cut the bridge of my nose, then I turned and it really was a miracle but because then it was all the rest of the ride after I was cut upside down, of course the blood rushes to your head so when I came off, my face was bloody.”

There was much weeping and gnashing of teeth at the hospital to determine if Fabio’s perfect face had been compromised, but thankfully he only required one single, solitary stitch.

Fabio added that following the theme park mishap attorneys circled like vultures to see if the star wanted to sue the owners of the park, but in truly suave fashion, he claimed he wasn’t interested in ruffling feathers.