TRICK TRACK

Okay, so where was Australia’s first motor race held? If you said Sandown in Melbourne in 1904, give yourself a pat on the back. The race was actually run around the horse-racing track and to this day, the venue remains a motorracing circuit and a track for nag-drags. That said, there’s increasing talk of Sandown being abandoned as a motor racing venue as the suburbs encroach and the dickheads who bought a house next to a race track complain ever louder to ever thicker politicians. Just sayin’…