Marley says...

HI ANDREW, you’re not the first person to point out the error in the decimal point location. Normally, I’d just assume (accurately) that I’d just cocked up – again – and plead mea culpa. But this time I was so sure

I’d been careful with the figures, that I went back and checked the original copy I wrote. And, yep, I was right, so the error has crept in somewhere along the production line (Many pairs of eyes see my copy before it’s printed. Mainly for legal purposes). Anyway, apologies for the goof, but it seems like everybody gets the point or the brain-teaser, so that’s the main thing.

Since I love the idea of a floor-mounted dip-switch, I reckon a floor-mounted driving-light switch would be an excellent thing, too. And I honestly had no idea that a replacement electronic park-brake assembly was so damn expensive. Give it a few years, and cars will be getting written off because the cost to repair the hand-brake will be more than they’re worth. At which point I think we can all agree, the world has finally gone crazy.

Speaking of which, as I write this, the country is in the grip of a bog-roll hoarding frenzy as the Cressida Virus (it turned out to be bigger than the Corona) latches on, with people pulling knives on each other to claim a 24-pack. Who’d have

thought World War 3 would eventually be fought over poo-tickets?